I'm not dead, I just have been a bit busy setting into a BRAND SPANKING NEW JOB, BABY! WOO! WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET ROWDY?!
Sorry. Got a little carried away there. Postings will continue soon when I've got some new booze and some more free time. Soon, I promise. Soon, I won't shy away…
(Fifty points for Gryffindor if you can name what those last two sentences reference, by the way.)
In the meanwhile, here's a picture of a giant orange fiberglass moose butt.